Now you can do it yourself, impress your friends, get noticed by law enforcement authorities from around the world. Just choose one from each group below, and make your own variation of this scam. (Not to be used for scam purposes, for entertainment only). Nigerian Scam information below Template.
Email Format
[ ] ALL CAPS
[ ] MoSTLY CAps
[ ] EvErY oThEr LeTtEr
CaPpEd
[ ] all lower case (least
offensive, therefore, not recommended for use)
[ ] Greetings and salutations
[ ] Wassup
[ ] Hello
I am the
[ ] Brother
[ ] Sister
[ ] Widow
[ ] Son
[ ] Daughter
[ ] Hairdresser
of the late
[ ] Dictator
[ ] Premier
[ ] King
[ ] Warlord
[ ] CEO
of
[ ] Nigeria
[ ] Congo
[ ] Nigeria
[ ] Iraq
[ ] a failed "dot.com"
[ ] African Nation (Not
Nigeria)
I
[ ] was entrusted with
[ ] inherited
[ ] embezzled
[ ] found in my back
yard
[ ] 15 Million Dollars
[ ] 23 Million
Dollars
[ ] __ (Enter Dollar
amount, no less than 15 Million Dollars).
[ ] Unpaid New York City
parking tickets written to UN Diplomats
I understand that this
email may come to you as a
[ ] shock
[ ] surprise
[ ] answer to your prayers
but I assure you that
I am completely
[ ] serious
[ ] hopeful
[ ] greedy
and I hope that you
[ ] will blindly answer
[ ] are greedier than
myself
[ ] fall for every scam
By following these simple
instructions, I will
[ ] divide equally
[ ] pay you 25%
[ ] clean out your bank
account
Contact me by
[ ] email to a untraceable
free web based email address
[ ] fax to my unsuspecting
brother, who said I would never amount to anything
[ ] write me at my PO
box in Lagos
and I will
[ ] supply you with detailed
instructions
[ ] laugh at your stupidity
[ ] send a couple of
guys around to collect
You understand that absolute
[ ] secrecy
[ ] confidence
[ ] stupidity
must be followed for our
[ ] business arrangement
[ ] scam
to work correctly.
thank you for your
[ ] discretion
[ ] confidence
[ ] stupidity
and I hope
[ ] to hear from you
soon
[ ] not hear a knock
at the door
[ ] to clean out your
bank account very soon
[ ] respectfully yours,
[ ] in complete confidence,
[ ] ROFLMAO,
***END TEMPLATE***
Written by the Editor
of Chatmag.com, and NOT to be taken
seriously!
DO NOT USE THIS TO SCAM
OTHERS.
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The Nigerian Scam has been in existence for some years. Here is a sample email, with contact information removed. The best thing you can do if you receive an email similar to this is forward it to the abuse@ whatever email address is being used. For the most part, these emails mention Netscape, Hotmail, or Mail.com return addresses. Under no circumstances should you ever reply directly to this scam.
Dear sir
You may be surprise to
receive this letterfrom me,since you
dont know me personally,I
am EHIS IBRAHIM. The son of DR
IBRAHIM MOHAMED, Who
was recently murdered in the land dispute
in Zimbabwe. I got your
contact as i was searching for a
reliable and reputable
person to handle a very confidential
business which involve
a transfer of fund to a foreign account
and i decided to write
you my late father was among the few
black Zimbabwean opposition
party rich farmers murdered by the
agents of the ruling
Government of president Robert mugabe,for
his alleged support and
sympathy for the Zimbabwean opposition
party controlled by the
white minority, Before my father
death,he had taken to
johannesburg and deposited the sum of
thirty eight million
united state dollars (US$38,000,000)with
a security and financial
company,The money right now is in
NETHERLAND(EUROPE), as
if he forseen the looming danger in
zimbabwe. The money was
deposited in a box as valuable items
to avoid
over taxed custom clearance.
This money was allocated
for the purchase of new machinery and
chemical product for
Agro-allied farms and for establishment
of new farms in lesotho
and swaziland.This land problems arose
when president Robert
mugabe introduced a new land act that
wholly affected the rich
white farmers and some blacks
vehemently condemned
the "modus operandi"adopted by the
government.
This result to rampant
killings and mob action by the war
veterans and some political
thugs,precisely more than three
thousand( 3,000)
people have so far been
killed.Heads of government from the
west, especially Britain
and united states have voice their
condemnation of Mugabe's
plans.Subsequently, south Africa have
development community(S.A.D.C)has
continousy supported
mugabe's new land act,
it is against this background that my
entire family who are
currently residing in South Africa have
decided to ! transfer
my father's wealth and south Africa's
government seems to be
playing along with them.I am face with
the dilemma of investing
this money in south Afica for fear of
encountering the same
experience in the future, since both
countries have almost
the same political history.
Moreso,the south African
foreign exchange policy does not
allow such investment,Hence
i am seeking for(political asylum)
AS a business person
whom i entrusted my future and that of my
family into his hands,
i must let you know that this
transaction is 100% risk
free and the nature of your
business does not necessarily
matter.For your assistance we
are offering you 30%
of the sum ,60% for me and my family,
while 10% will be mapped
out for any expenses that we may
incurre during this transaction.We
wish to invest our money on
commecial properties
based on your advice. Finally, i will
demand for assurance
that you will not sit on the
money when it gets to
your personally account or comp! any
account in your country,
If this proposal is accepted please
confirm your interest
by sending this above or
*removed* me an email.Thanks.
EHIS IBRAHIM